damnit grandpa it’s 2021, they’re not spiders anymore, they’re arachnid americans and more importantly my friends
My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
the weirdest thing is that people talk about “coming out” as if it’s this big momentous thing that only happens once while in actual fact it’s something that you do almost every single day every time you talk to a new person every time you’re in a new situation you’re constantly weighing your options, the ability to be your true self vs the advantages of being a false self and honestly it’s so fucking exhausting
Just remember that Ninja Brian now has a daughter
Named Ninja Audrey
Who Ninja Brian is now training to become his successor
my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back